I’m not allowed to talk to people anymore because I just fuck shit up.



why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)

"I think I might always be in some kind of love with you."

F. Cabanes  (via samuraitrack)

(Source: pinkrobotboogaloo)


I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty)


If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.


*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING